You are out in the country. Your son cuts his finger. It bleeds like crazy. If you live in America, you most likely know exactly what to do. What if you live in Japan? My first thought was to take him to a walk-in clinic. But they usually treat colds, viruses, etc. In all my years living here, I have yet to see any bleeding people enter the doors during my waiting hours. Go to a hospital? Well…I could, but some hospitals are specialized in rehabilitation or something and wouldn’t take care of our problem. What to do?
We decided to take our son to a clinic and see where they would redirect us. I accidentally passed the one I was aiming for (we haven’t lived in this town very long), so I continued on to visit our usual family doctor. On the way, I realized that they are closed on Wednesday afternoons. Okay. Plan B. A new hospital was built near that clinic, called Kikuyo Hospital. Sounds great. We walked in, and they told us, “Sorry. This is hospital treats cardiac patients.” Or that is what I understood them to say. (It is actually a psychiatric hospital!) However, they pointed me to another hospital just minutes from our home which was able to treat my son’s finger! Whew! (Nothing serious, by the way. No stitches). Afterward, Cameron stated, “I guess this means I won’t be getting that pocketknife that I wanted anytime soon.” Uh. No.
Words that popped up during this escapade that I didn’t know: tetanus shot, water-repellant bandage, and cardiac (er…mental).